“Why ‘the Bent Spoon?’”, you might ask. I dunno. A bent spoon won’t stack nicely with all of the other guys in the silverware drawer. This is inconvenient for storage, but means he gets cleaner in the dishwasher. There were also a number of telekinetics that claimed they could bend spoons with just the power of their mind (hence the Matrix reference, I think).
I won’t bore you with a detailed autobiography. I occasionally have creative impulses – this happens to be one of them. I might abandon it. I might not. My day job might overwhelm me suddenly and I might have to pick all of this up later.
I welcome opinions, but I always consider the source. People tend to be brave when they’re relatively anonymous. Maybe this makes them more honest or more sincere. Maybe this makes them ravenous, implacable trolls.
If you’re genuinely interested in some specific detail about me, then ask.
